Schrödinger's cat in Pandora's box.

"Nice hair, clever, has her own gun."
Me, my sister, my brother, someone? and my cat Maybel.
How did this happen?

Me, my sister, my brother, someone? and my cat Maybel.
How did this happen?

  • person: you look dead
  • me: thanks
bennycreampuff:

They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”
They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.
They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”
They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”
Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.

bennycreampuff:

They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”

They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.

They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”

They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”

Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.

(Source: brooklynmutt, via whatanovelconcept)